GO ROCKIES!!! AND THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES IN LAST NIGHT'S GAME Rocktober rolls on and the Rockies will be playing the Brewers starting tomorrow, so I've got an hour of show tomorrow and none Friday but GO ROCKIES!! Here's some info about playoff tix.
WOW LOTS OF ACCUSATIONS OF NUTTY STUFF ARE NOW FLYING AROUND And for a change, they aren't about Brett Kavanaugh. Julie Swetnick likes group sex according to a man who had some sort of passing relationship with her in the early 90s. He also alleges that when he called her father to get her number to see if he could help with a political campaign her dad said she had "emotional issues" and would not be a good fit. So there's that.
DR. CHRISTINE FORD'S PAST BOYFRIEND IS SAYING SHE HELPED A FRIEND WITH A POLYGRAPH And this could be an issue as she testified that she had never helped anyone with a polygraph. He also says she flew with him all the time and never indicated a fear of flying, which I think we all know is garbage. Read all the sordid details here. Her lifelong friend, who currently works for the FBI, denies Ford helped her.
IS THIS THE MOST DIVIDED WE'VE EVER BEEN POLITICALLY? This article makes a pretty good case for just that.
I AM JUDGING THIS WOMAN'S PARENTING SO HARD RIGHT NOW An Ohio woman is facing charges after letting her 10 year old son get "inked" by a teenage tattoo artist who doesn't seem to believe in sanitation. The best/worst part of this story is it's perfectly legal for an Ohio parent to let their kids get tattoos, they just have to do it in a shop with good sanitation standards. Terrific.
DEAR MEN. JUST STOP IT. STOP IT NOW. And I'm not talking about anything #metoo, I'm talking about the new alleged trend of men wearing stiletto heels. Just. Stop. It.
THIS IS WHY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FAIL I hate stories like this because they just make my heart hurt. Only 1 in 3 Americans could pass a MULTIPLE CHOICE Citizenship test. And passing was ONLY 60%! Here are some of the worst offenses.
- 72 percent of respondents either incorrectly identified or were unsure of which states were part of the 13 original states.
- 24 percent could correctly identify one thing Benjamin Franklin was famous for, with 37 percent believing he invented the lightbulb.
- 12 percent incorrectly thought WWII General Dwight Eisenhower led troops in the Civil War.
- 2 percent said the Cold War was caused by climate change.
People under 45 who have been educated under a teachers union controlled curriculum since the early 70s did particularly poorly. This is why our country will fail. And we have no one to blame but ourselves.
SPEAKING OF ONE IN THREE CLUELESS AMERICANS 1 in 3 can't name their congressional candidates for office five weeks from the midterms. Does it even matter? A lot of people just vote for party. How fun would it be to take party affiliation off the ballot? Then voters would be forced to know SOMETHING before they voted, which would be a nice change.
POLIS HAS SPENT 20 MILLION OF HIS OWN MONEY TO BUY THE GOVERNORSHIP That's all, I just wanted you to know how much he wants to be governor. Read it here.
AND NOW HERE'S VIDEO OF BABY GOATS Because we all deserve some baby goats
AND ANOTHER VIDEO ABOUT NEVER GIVING UP ON YOUR DREAM
IF CLAPPING IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT In the interest of full disclosure, you must know I am an excellent clapper. I clap very loudly. And I love to show my joy for things by clapping. And now a university is being roundly mocked, and justifiably so, because they are replacing clapping with...wait for it...jazz hands. Since Jazz is the creating of American African-Americans can't we scream "cultural appropriation" at them to make them stop?
THE ENTIRE MEDIA NEEDS TO READ THIS JONAH GOLDBERG COLUMN On how the media is simply making thing worse with their current behavior. He's 100% right.