AT LEAST EIGHT ARE DEAD IN A SCHOOL SHOOTING And I just can't. I don't want to have the gun debate, I want to have a God debate. For real. Because there have been sad, disaffected, disconnected, alienated and bullied kids since the beginning of school. Why are they shooting people now? I'm wrapping this into a larger conversation about how we are over treating small mental health issues and ignoring the bigger ones.
JON CALDARA IS SUPER DUPER SUE EVERYBODY MAD And he's got super duper good reasons to be as a Boulder resident who is also a firearm owner. As Boulder decided to infringe on the 2nd Amendment rights of its citizens, Caldara has been spurned into action. He's suing, and if you ask me, he's gonna win. He's on at 3pm to discuss.
I SERIOUSLY LOVE SARAH SANDERS. Because she is not intimidated for ONE SECOND by the White House Press Corps. Watch this exchange about Trump calling MS-13 "animals".
and now here's Sarah Sanders treating the media like a boss.
YOU STORM CHASER TYPES HAVE A SCREW LOOSE And this sounds like the WORST vacation ever to me. But if you're so inclined, you can pay someone to take you on a storm chaser vacation. That's the biggest oxymoron I've ever typed. Are there worse vacation ideas?
LEO DECAPRIO MAY BE BRINGING U.S. GRANT TO LIFE And Steven Spielberg is going to be at the helm. This could be good as it's based on the book Grant by Ron Chernow. Could be. We'll see.
WANT TO BE HAPPY? SMALL TOWN LIFE MAY BE FOR YOU. A recent survey of Canadians shows that those who live in a small town are happier. From the article:
So what makes the happiest communities different from all the rest? Aside from fewer people, the authors found that the happiest communities had shorter commute times and less expensive housing, and that a smaller share of the population was foreign-born. They also found that people in the happiest communities are less transient than in the least happy communities, that they are more likely to attend church and that they are significantly more likely to feel a "sense of belonging" in their communities.
Hmmm, church and a sense of belonging, imagine that.
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP NANCY Because this is getting worse and worse.
HOW MUCH WOULD YOU NEED TO BE PAID TO LET SOME BIG DUDE SLAP YOU IN THE FACE? You have to see this, from Russia. Grant says $400 would do it.
THE FARM BILL GOES DOWN IN FLAMES As Freedom Caucus members of the House rebel because they want some immigration bills to get a hearing on the floor. Democrats are happy because the Farm Bill would have toughened work and job training requirements for some people (able bodied childess adults mostly). Because Democrats hate work apparently.
THIS IS HOW YOU GO OUT WITH A BANG A 93 year old man is hanging up his clubs after using a 5 wood to get a hole in one. After which, he quit the game forever. That's exactly what I'd do too.
AND ARE ANY OF YOU PEOPLE CRAZY ENOUGH TO GET UP AT 3AM TO WATCH COVERAGE OF THE ROYAL WEDDING?? I might put you in the same camp as the storm chasers. CRAY CRAY.